Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

26's google search history includes Harold Bishop in drag.

 

[TVC]

The OED defines a Rockymountain as a person who spends most of their life on a motorway, commuting between their three homes.

 

[SteCenturion]

TVC laughs in the face of Rockys 3 homes...

He is so 'Street' that all his friends are called "Homes" - "Wha's up Homes"

&


He's moved on from "Bruv"...

Because it's so "Passe".

 

[stephec]

Ste still thinks he's down with the kids.

The Ali G impression just doesn't do it though.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec knows that it is possible to get down from a elephant.

That explains why his duvet is so lumpy.

 

[TVC]

Wol has a hippo in her garden shed. If West Midlands Safari Park notice it missing they will go mad.

 

[SteCenturion]

TVC is the reigning Olympic & Commonwealth Hungry Hippos Champion.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste has been un-insured ever since he found out he wont get a free cuddly meer cat.

He detest smart arsed robots.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS is merely a cat. He wants to be more dog

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 is the bloke in the halfords advert thats shaving his legs.

When the cameras stopped recording the advert he carried on... back, sack and crack.

Bleuuugh!

 

[Speicher]

Paul Secteur was at the pub last night, enjoying a few bevvies with his mates. One of them asked him if he would like to be the new Director of their company.

This morning when he turned up to discuss it further, he realised the job was for a nude erector for putting up scaffolding in a Naturist Reserve.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicer had a tattoo done in a really embarrasing place.

Coventry.

 

[SteCenturion]

PS recently claimed that he was offered to host the new Top Gear before Chris Evans but turned it down...

Chris however claims "Paul is a lying T0$$P0T.


Paul 'is' however to 'Star' in a new Mockumentary feature entitled..

Star in a Reasonably Priced Bar.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SC thinks that Top Gear is a fashion show and thinks the models are cr&p.

 

[Speicher]

Mort knows that Krtek is a little mole.