Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Speich was going to go down to the woods today but was scared of getting a big surprise: NO picnic.

 

[accountantpete]

Does Dayvo sh*t in the woods.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete would like to confirm that he won't be driving for Ferrari next season, but he can't

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is very bitter after being turned down as a driver for Team Citron.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher inadvertently designed a F1 car for a woman - Button was on the left-hand side.

 

[Mireystock]

Accountantpete lives in a small interbred hamlet where Button Moon ('70's kiddies show) is revered as the ONE TRUE RELIGION. Capital !

 

[PaulSecteur]

User76 has only go one string on his banjo.

But he never stops pluckin and plinkin with it.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher inadvertently designed a F1 car for a woman - Button was on the left-hand side.

Yes, and it was based on a Jensen Interceptor.

 

[stephec]

Speicher was in line to be the new female presenter on Top Gear, but the producer was more frightened of her than he was of Clarkson.

 

[Moon bunny]

Stephec's underwear has been declared a Site of Special Scientific Interest.

 

[TVC]

Moon Bunny is waiting for someone to comment on her underwear. Not me, no sir, no way, I don't want a slapping.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVCs Y-fronts have a picture of a worm on them with "Girl bait" written underneath.

(© Vyvyan, the young ones)

 

[TVC]

That's not a worm hanging out of Paul's pants.

 

[SteCenturion]

TVC's pants are so old & strong that - They Wear Him...

 

[PaulSecteur]

Being a human/reptile hybrid, Ste is really lovin` lying on his hot flat rock today!