Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Paulus sitting in a cool bath to warm up.

 

[PaulSecteur]

14 hours ago Archie was in the bath, wondering "Will my big toe fit up the tap?". The answer was yes.

For the last 13 hours and 59 minutes that thought changes to "How can I get my stuck big toe out of the tap?"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

14 hours ago Archie was in the bath, wondering "Will my big toe fit up the tap?". The answer was yes.

For the last 13 hours and 59 minutes that thought changes to "How can I get my stuck big toe out of the tap?"

We always draw a veil over where PS got his big toe stuck. Suffice to say the Firemen still chuckle about that one even today.

 

[accountantpete]

26 has just been prosecuted for fly tipping.

He's asked for two further cases of moth tilting to be taken into account.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete insists on going for a dump... we prefer to call it 'taking rubbish to the tip'.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Arch always has a copy of cycling weekly to hand whenever he has to "take the rubbish to the dump".

 

[stephec]

PS spends so long seeing Mr Brown off to the sea that he took out a Netflix subscription to help pass the time.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph takes so long "dropping the kids off at the pool" that he does it in 2 session, to avoid the sting of deadly pins and needles.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pauls toilet has a short flush and a long flush option which he uses to practice Morse code.

 

[stephec]

Cheddar always needs to flush so many times that he ends up spelling the name of that Welsh train station with the very long name.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Cheddar always needs to flush so many times that he ends up spelling the name of that Welsh train station with the very long name.

steph doesn't have trouble googling, copying and pasting that Welsh name

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

 

[Archie_tect]

26x he tried that before his spellcheck let it through.

 

[SteCenturion]

Archie recently asked the store manager at his local Waitrose if they had any Glaston-berries in.

 

[TVC]

Steve only buys tubes of smarties with green lids, so that when he's finished he can go to waitrose and vote for his local cub pack.

 

[SteCenturion]

TVC always says the Blue Smarties help him dance better.