Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

TVC is yet to find the old avatar picture...

 

[accountantpete]

Mark's patented Hat Cycle Carrier needs very strong neck muscles.

 

[stephec]

AP is as strong as a bull.

That's not the first time the words bull and AP have been used in the same sentence.

 

[roadrash]

Stephen is as weak as a kitten but that's not why people sometimes call him a pussy

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rr clucks like a chicken but that's not why people sometimes call him a tough old bird

 

[TVC]

26x25 is known as 'the old dog' mainly because even though it's a struggle, there is nothing he enjoys more than licking his own nads.

 

[roadrash]

Tvc likes to stroke beavers. He doesn't care for other river animals

 

[IDMark2]

Rocky already came up with something snappy but has decided not to do that with his braces again as it hurt his nipples a lot.

 

[SteCenturion]

I.D finds nipples superfluous to requirements, what with being a Cyberdyne Systems T800 model 101 Terminator.

 

[accountantpete]

Ste will be back










unfortunately

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP has just popped round... He took my clothes, my boots and Specialized Roubaix!

 

[IDMark2]

Luckily for Paul, ACP didn't find his Meerkat.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Iain Duncan Mark2 will be the second failed Tory leader of that ilk.

 

[IDMark2]

26 x 25 was named after an uncertain polling station vote counter

 

[Moon bunny]

Because he kept losing his house keys, IDMark2 hit on the bright idea of leaving the front door key in the lock. When asked "What about thieves?" he replied "No worries, I've araldited it in."