Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Moon Bunny likes to live out her fantasy of being an Astronaut by eating sushi















































....... She likes to line up all the bits on a tray and pretend its food specially prepared for her in space!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

....but I'm 50% Scottish and have a very Scottish name

Following on from that daft child's name thread thingimybobber.....

.... Rockaay's parents named him Ben, as they had a great love for the Scottish Highlands.



Unfortunately, he changed his name to Rockaay by deed poll as he found he had too much of a passing resemblance to his namesakes!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Unfortunately for Rockaay, when he changed his name, it was off the back of the Rocky films.

He didn't consider the irony of his new name

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Still, it is better than his other alternative:

Whilst on holiday with the Girl Guides, Rockaay became fascinated by the white cliffs along the south coast.

He was seriously considering

'Ben Dover'

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

With a surname of Goat Rocky dislikes the shorter name of mountin

 

[stephec]

With a surname of Goat Rocky dislikes the shorter name of mountin

Whereas 16 would use the name mounting-a.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whereas 16 would use the name mounting-a.

steph's keyboard doesn't have a 2

 

[SteCenturion]

steph's keyboard doesn't have a 2

26 has had all letter keys removed from his keyboard & replaced with special 'Richard Keys'

In case he gets a sudden urge to post naughties.

 

[IDMark2]

Ste has the female version, the 'Alicia'. He likes the curviness of it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

IDM2 is planning a visit to Florida (that's a gender neutral reference this time)

 

[SteCenturion]

Ste has the female version, the 'Alicia'. He likes the curviness of it.

Alicia Keys

@twentysix by twentyfive is planning a visit to rapper Flo Rida's house for a pool party....



Daft lad has packed his own cue.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste was asked to describe Florida...

"It sort of looks like America winkle"

 

[TVC]

Paul thinks that the Mull of Kintyre looks like Scotland's cock and balls. He sniggers every time Carole Kirkwood gestures on the map towards them.

 

[PaulSecteur]

"I would like a "P" please, Bob."

Was the funniest thing that TVC heard throughout the 1980s. God bless Blockbusters with Bob Holness.

 

[stephec]

Every time PS watches a repeat of Blockbusters he always has to tut and mutter, "why didn't they go before they started filming?"