Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

stephec was banned from Blockbusters..he never returned the 'Carry On' films and was always ripping the plain covers off in THAT section.

 

[PaulSecteur]

IDmark2 laughs in the style of Sid James.

 

[IDMark2]

PS has his hair in the style of Sid James

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

If IDM2 doesn't watch it he'll have his nose in the style of Sid James

 

[PaulSecteur]

Wherever he goes, whatever he is doing, 26 has the Benny Hill theme music in his head.

 

[TVC]

Paul; the Bob Todd of CC

 

[IDMark2]

PS likes to sing in the shower, but whatever song he has in his head, in the bathroom it is always more Phil Spector than PaulSectuer.

 

[IDMark2]

There is faster broadband in Leicester than in Devon...

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mark has to type the internet on an old typewriter and then post it. Thats a lot of 0s and 1s.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS was one for the noughties

 

[PaulSecteur]

You know those vertical blinds... One sting to open, one sting to close, one sting to rotate this way, one sting to rotate the other. 26 has never once pulled the right string first time.

 

[Speicher]

Paul Secteur wishes that his office still had curtains.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speichers owl is a grammar Nazi.

When the other owls go "Hooo... Hoooo" speciers owl goes "Actually, I think you`ll find its "Whom"".

 

[Speicher]

Paul is a twit



ter fan.

 

[Dayvo]

Her name is Speicher: she lives on the 2nd floor...