Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Paul leaves his landing lights on so that he knows the location of the nearest airport.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Specier has hundreds of these gnomes in her garden, they are solar powered and there bottoms illuminate at night!!!

http://www.bmstores.co.uk/products/mooning-gnome-with-solar-powered-light-296906

In fact, she has so many they can be seen from aircraft overhead and she has had complaints from the local air control tower. Its not because the lights are too bright, its just that the pilots think they look cheap and tacky.

 

[Moon bunny]

PaulSecteur's garden is mainly decorated by old beer bottles hanging from trees.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Moon Bunny's garden is never complete without an old washing machine or two

 

[TVC]

Doug's garden is so badly tended The National Trust has registered it as natural wilderness.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's garden is such a jungle there's an American Dentist in there.

 

[Speicher]

ACP once shot an elephant in his pyjamas.



He cannot explain why the elephant was wearing pyjamas.

 

[Speicher]

Unless you like living dangerously, you will not make any comment about the size of my pyjamas.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

@Speicher was once seen coming round the @User14044 in her pink pyjamas.

 

[Speicher]

TBT knows what Arkansas, but what did Tennessee?

 

[Speicher]

@Speicher was once seen coming round the @User14044 in her pink pyjamas.

That was a very long walk, he should really stop eating so many cakes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When it starts to rain @Speicher panics about bringing her Wisconsin

 

[Speicher]

TBT has just washed his New Jersey.

 

[Cannondale Lady]

American, but can you?

Addition - oops I'm new to this thread...I misunderstood OMG lol. Sorry guys

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

CannondaleLady's Maine problem is geography