Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

Cheddar has been ordered to wear a muzzle when out on the leash...

 

[Cheddar George]

SteCenturion has just invited me to dinner, as requested i will be bringing a nice bottle of Chianti.

Thanks SteCenturion !

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

There will be Cheese at the CG and SC dinner

 

[PaulSecteur]

FACT: 26 has never used his fingers to eat from a bag of chips, he thinks its un-hygienic. His method is to just open the bag, use his face to mash up the chips then scrape the chip-goop up with his teeth.

 

[Cheddar George]

You know that really big jar of pickled onions on the chip shop counter.

PaulSecteur thinks it's an aquarium !

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ched likes to watch quiz TV shows with his mates then after the answers are revealed says...

"I knew that".

But he will never take part in a pub quiz. Strange that, Eh, ched??? Hmmmm????

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

You know that really big jar of pickled onions on the chip shop counter.

PaulSecteur thinks it's an aquarium !

Actually PS thinks they are spares from the Ophthalmic department

 

[Speicher]

The last time he was in the Ophthalmology department, TBT made a spectacle of himself.

 

[colly]

Speicher recently had an appointment with a proctologist.

Draw your own conclusion.

 

[Dayvo]

colly was employed at a bowling alley but refused to work.

He was sacked because he went on strike.

 

[colly]

Dayvo is always going spare.


AND.............he wears rented shoes.

 

[Dayvo]

colly gets what he wants from rent boys.

 

[colly]

Hope you aren't going to put your charges up Dayvo......................




Frankly, you're not that good.

 

[Speicher]

Colly charges far too much.

He has been barred from all the china shops in Leeds. Bull e for him!

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher wanted to learn to play darts, but was confused when she had to get up on the oche, as she didn't know she needed a stick.