Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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accountantpete
OAP
Which one is TVC?
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Very corny Pete.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
26 - He likes to portray a "one of the lads" image and to uphold that he often goes out and eats the hottest curry possible and washes it down with enough lager to give an elephant the wobbles.
But given the choice he would really rather stay at home and drink um-bongo and try to beat his world record for speed eating the most malteasers.
But given the choice he would really rather stay at home and drink um-bongo and try to beat his world record for speed eating the most malteasers.
Cheddar George
oober member
- Location
- Location: Location
Paul often drives his nan all the way to Nairn for a curry just so he make a rubbish joke when he orders the bread.
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
Cheddar likes to order a 69 at his local Chinese just for giggles *no matter what the menu*
He also always requests a bit of Sore Finger on his chips.
He's a card our George.
He also always requests a bit of Sore Finger on his chips.
He's a card our George.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
steph is still looking for his fork n knife
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
Twntysix by twentyfive has tried using peanut butter as a substitute for moustache wax. It worked,so he is going to buy a jar of the smooth kind tomorrow.
accountantpete
OAP
Moon Bunny has asked 26 for the recipe.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
AP has a moose-tache. A fake tash made of moose hair.
It stinks when it gets wet.
Or dry, or hot, or cold.
So its position to the nasal cavities is somewhat ironic but its worth putting up with for the rare occasion someone says "Hey, isn't that Tom Sellecks tosh on that blokes face?"
It stinks when it gets wet.
Or dry, or hot, or cold.
So its position to the nasal cavities is somewhat ironic but its worth putting up with for the rare occasion someone says "Hey, isn't that Tom Sellecks tosh on that blokes face?"
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
stephec uses his nasal hair as his comb over.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Whenever TBT needs to remove nasal hair, he brews up his own concoction called 'The Haiminator'.
One sniff of it will burn the hairs off (as well as make you blind drunk), but he now has to use it outside after severe criticism from the missus.
You see, the fumes are so strong that they will burn a hole in the ceiling!
