Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

The fumes from Mad Doug's nethers have burnt a hole in his A***

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly never makes statements about people that are pysically impossible

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has broken 3 photocopiers whilst taking pics of his bum.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

pete has not only scanned his rear but posted the images on ar$eh$les.com

 

[PaulSecteur]

The soundtrack to 26s life is the theme music for "Mr.Noseybonk"

(Youtube it)

 

[accountantpete]

Paul's a film star - he went to Clifton College

 

[stephec]

Rocky thought about joining the Police when he left school.

"I think I'd like to be in the vice squad," he told his careers teacher, "I've always liked metalwork."

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec had a Capri & dreamt of being in the Flying Squad like Body & Doyle.

These days he drives a poo brown Morris Marina & is in the God Squad, just like his latest idol, Harry Secombe.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has broken 3 photocopiers whilst taking pics of his bum.

People do break them doing that. Cracked glass (pardon the pun) apparently

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec had a Capri & dreamt of being in the Flying Squad like Body & Doyle.

These days he drives a poo brown Morris Marina & is in the God Squad, just like his latest idol, Harry Secombe.

Ste is still mourning the passing of his Idol, Van Doonachan.

If he isn't careful though, he is in serious danger of disturbing one of the huge piles of jumpers he has with them falling over onto him and 'topping' him

 

[stephec]

When MDB stalks the hills in a mac and wellies he always uses the same excuse, "I'm knitting a new jumper."

 

[TVC]

Stephec always brings the subject back to sheep, why is that? Not for his obsession with mint sauce I think

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Due to his addiction Rocky isn't allowed cranberry sauce anymore - he's going cold turkey

 

[PaulSecteur]

Soon be the weekend, and 26 will indulge himself in his hobby... Standing at a train station, notebook and pencil in hand.

He is not a trainspotter, but he is a themos flask spotter, and trainspotters cant be without their thermos.

"I saw a lovely tartan 1.5 litre last weekend. It didn't have the standard black screw on mug, but a red one! You can imaging my surprise! I expect the owner has several thermos flasks and during the washing up phase has been mixed up to he wrong flask!" Said 26 to no-one, as everyone knows he only talks about thermos flasks and had walked away.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul never goes on a journey without his fly-whisk.