Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

AP is always to be found with his flies undone. Not that you'd want to find him, of course.

 

[PaulSecteur]

dayvo has never really understood the concept of balance, and still thinks that as he cycles he is being held upright by a pair of magical invisible pixies that run alongside him.

 

[Cheddar George]

Paul has a bar bag on his bike. He calls it a bar bag because it contains two pints of beer and a packet of peanuts.

 

[SteCenturion]

George still thinks Nando's is a pensioners variety club.

 

[TVC]

Ste thinks that a trip to the local Harvester constitutes a posh meal.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC thinks any meal that doesn't come out of cardboard box with KFC on it is posh.

And anyone that eats fried chicken from any box without KFC on is social scum.

 

[stephec]

PS has only just learnt how to use a knife and fork.

Up until now he used to pick his food up with his toes.

 

[colly]

Toe jam ...........Stephec's choice of spread.

 

[PaulSecteur]

colly - always rates and score the quality and quantity of his nose jam.

Stickyness, slimeyness, ease of access, roll-ability and fickability are all important factors


Still looking for that 100%-er... and that second knuckle will remain moist until he gets it.

 

[SteCenturion]

PS is especially fond of "those clear bogeys" they use to attach CD's & suchlike to magazines.

Hours of fun.

 

[TVC]

Ste can't resist going into WH Smiths, finding birthday cards eith glitter on, then rubbing them all over his face to get that 'Ziggy Stardust look'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Soon be the weekend, and 26 will indulge himself in his hobby... Standing at a train station, notebook and pencil in hand.

He is not a trainspotter, but he is a themos flask spotter, and trainspotters cant be without their thermos.

"I saw a lovely tartan 1.5 litre last weekend. It didn't have the standard black screw on mug, but a red one! You can imaging my surprise! I expect the owner has several thermos flasks and during the washing up phase has been mixed up to he wrong flask!" Said 26 to no-one, as everyone knows he only talks about thermos flasks and had walked away.

Ironically, I have never owned a thermos flask in my life! .... TRUE STORY!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste can't resist going into WH Smiths, finding birthday cards eith glitter on, then rubbing them all over his face to get that 'Ziggy Stardust look'.

TVC comes from Tinseltown.

No really, the tinsel factory is the biggest employer in his area.

 

[TVC]

If you look carefully you will notice that all christmas tree fairies have Dougs face.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

They used to have TVC's, but after too many complaints from parents of terrified kids, they changed it.

Problem is that I don't get royalties everytime one is sold, which is crap.