Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

stephec offered me his KY, which I thought was jelly nice.


Peanut.

 

[Ludwig]

IDMark2 went for a job interview in a shabby chic shop but had to leave half way through because it was too distressing

 

[IDMark2]

Ludwig went for an interview to join an orchestra but left early because he didn't like the way it was conducted.

 

[stephec]

Mark was always made to play the triangle in the school orchestra.

His music teacher was cruel and never showed him any symphony.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec went for an interview as a music teacher. He was disconcerted because the interviewer took notes all the time.

He turned it down because he did not like the other Staff, or the pay Scale.

 

[IDMark2]

Speicher never had a job of any note.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When in the School orchestra ID2 used to two time a lot. He would visit one of them at their house, and then go to the other straight away.

Yep..... He was a double base player!!

 

[IDMark2]

MDB was jealous, even though he's generally a soloist.

 

[stephec]

Mark likes to play his oboe solo, the dexterity of his finger work has to be seen to be believed.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ID eventually had to leave, but, being a bass player, he promised that he would try and get back.

Yes, there will be Bassoon he said.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mark likes to play his oboe solo, the dexterity of his finger work has to be seen to be believed.

Having a liking of black men, Stephec always loved to blow his clarinet and dream.


Edit: I have been warned about this post being a little unPC, but this was never the intention, you see, I played the Clarinet myself, so I know they are big, black and you blow them!!
Puerille, I know.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has a This Side Up tattoo on his backside

 

[stephec]

Rocky plays first horn in an oompah band.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pete provides the brass section in Doug's orchestra. He brags about it no end.........why must he always blow his own trumpet?

Rockaay is often heard saying

'Why blow your own when you can blow somone else's?'



I don't think he's as flexible as he once was

 

[stephec]

My turn for an un PC one.

MDB plays the pink oboe.