Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

One of steph's favourite party tricks is to go down stairs by standing on one step, then bending over and standing on his head on the one below, before bending over and landing on his feet on the one below that, and so on.

They don't call him 'Slinky Mallinky' for nothing you know.

 

[colly]

Stephec's gate is sticking. Must have a hare in it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec's gate is sticking. Must have a hare in it.

Due to a rare neurological condition, Colly always gets confused with his toes, he can never remember whIch is which.

In fact, he is often heard saying that he has Myxomatosisupagain.


He also always confuses rabbits and hares.

 

[colly]

MDB is busy setting up a tent near the petrol station in Central Dumbarton.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is busy setting up a tent near the petrol station in Central Dumbarton.

Colly is in that unmarked van with one way windows, watching, and has just started eating his fourth packet of crisps as he waits in anticipation.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

..... Unfortunately, due a mistake with the windows, everyone can see him, but he thinks they can't (he doesn't know it is a normal piece of glass) which is a bit unfortunate considering he's attracting quite a bit of attention. He thinks they are looking at the van, but doesn't want to emerge whilst they are still there.

The crowd are now waiting to see what he'll do next. Any more of this, and he'll be a star on Youtube..... In more ways than one if he uses that bucket in the corner.

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB has just been outed as the real wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop the toilet attendant at Aberdeen Station.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

SteCent is that woman at the Dumbarton petrol station. She was massively impressed with the size of @Mad Doug Biker's new iPad.

Rockaay's new chat up line is going to be

'Is than an iPad in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I have just edited my post about the windows in the van (post 8140) so it makes more sense

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's new book Foreplay In A Forecourt comes out on Monday.

 

[SteCenturion]

Accountantpete's Pulitzer literary masterpiece, After Shag Fag in a Ford Cortina is out now.

 

[stephec]

Ste is currently doing the final edit of Bus Shelter Bonking: My Adventures With an Explorer Ticket.

 

[PaulSecteur]

stephec has only eaten monster munch crisp sandwiches since 1973.

breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper - monster munch crisp sandwiches.

all day, every day.

 

[SteCenturion]

PS once ended up in A&E then had a Curly Wurly surgically removed from his tongue.

Heeth never been the thame thinthe.

 

[accountantpete]

Ste's getting bored with Upskirting so is moving to Scotland for a nice spot of Upkilting.