Post a lie about the poster above.

[Moon bunny]

All dressed up ready for a romantic dinner with Mrs. Secteur

Spoiler

 

[IDMark2]

Moon Bunny refused my offer to take her to dinner. She likes grim men apparently.

 

[PaulSecteur]

IDMark has just been to se the Venus de Milo...and was surprised to see that he could see her boobs.

Unlike Venus, he is up in arms about it.

 

[TVC]

Paul has a lot in common with Michelangelo's David. Mainly disproportionately small genitals.

 

[stephec]

TVC was quite pleased when he heard someone say he had the body of David, unfortunately they finished off with, " absolutely ancient."

 

[PaulSecteur]

steph puts his left leg in,
left leg out,
in, out, in, out...

he really needs to be more decisive when standing at the bottom of the escalator.

 

[Dayvo]

PS is very philosophical about life. As he wistfully says, life is swings and roundabouts.

Unfortunately the council have now banned him from all their local playgrounds as the kids never got a chance to play.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo has had many ups and downs in his life, but that's what you get working as a lift attendant.

 

[Moon bunny]

Last night's dinner with TVC was not so much a romantic meal for two as a frantic feeding frenzy.

 

[TVC]

Moon Bunny is always a lady. That is why she leaves the dinner table to fart.

 

[stephec]

On his new diet TVC spends more time away from the dinner table than at it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph doesn't bother with a dinner table. He's got a trough.

 

[TVC]

Most of TbTs food would end up on the floor if it wasn't for one of these.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has just chopped up some vegetarians and he is going to make some sausages.

 

[TVC]

Wol has been cooking again. I could tell that because when I cycled past the fire station all the engines were out.