Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

26 was out dead heading in his garden just now but thinks he might have cocked up somewhere.

 

[stephec]

Mark likes to roll around naked in the flowerbeds, every park in a twenty mile radius is now out of bounds for him.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec's flowerbeds border on the ridiculous. Lawn order needs to be established.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher is part of the "Establishment", dontcher know

 

[Dayvo]

AndyR eats After Eights for breakfast. Every day.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo lies naked on his bed and places a giant cadburys button on each nipple, he then waits for them to melt before calling the dog in.

 

[IDMark2]

TVC doesn't have great imagination so has to call on personal experience for his tales.

 

[TVC]

IDM wants to come back as a dog.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC wants to come back as a pig

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky says he was a young and impetuous student when he joined the Piers Gaveston society. He grew up unlike a well known member of the society and now of the establishment

 

[Dayvo]

The first time RM watched Doctor Who he pissed his pants. That it happened last weekend is neither here nor there.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo is a long time subscriber to Piers Morgan Monthly, the periodical for all things Piers Morgan.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC slow off the mark FOR A CHANGE.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky joined the Piers Gaviscon society at Oxford - still plonker in pigs head type dares but without the reflux.

 

[IDMark2]

ACP was glad of his Gaviscon when he went to a 'Everything but the Oink' dinner party, distinguished from the Oxford ones of course, which were called 'Anything goes but Oiks'.