Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

SteCenturion has borrowed MDB's random word generator and set it to 11.
He's getting some strange caravans

 

[IDMark2]

Rocky also found that you can get 'mount in a rocky' from the words 'pig penis'

 

[colly]

Rocky wears the pants in his house.










If Mrs Rocky finds out he'll be in trouble

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has been bathing in a dissolved Borax solution and is now looking into his crystal balls.

 

[IDMark2]

Rocky's already worked out that he can get close to a Pi with that...

 

[colly]

Being a priest with a lisp . Comes in handy when IDM2 is told

Do the math!

 

[stephec]

Colly applied to be a priest but failed the final interview.

All because when asked if he had any questions he opened with, "so, those nuns right....."

 

[TVC]

Steph joined his local campanology group just to see if he could pull.

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC was asked to leave his local campanology group as they were all sick of hearing his Leslie Phillips impression every week......... Ding Dong !

 

[accountantpete]

CG was asked to leave because he had got the clap












per.

 

[Ludwig]

accountantpete managed to skateboard his way into the Guiness Book of Records but got thrown out of Waterstones

 

[IDMark2]

Ludwig skateboarded into a Guinness and got chased out of Waterford (the one in Ireland..doesn't work otherwise!)

 

[PaulSecteur]

I'm not saying IDMarks sense of humour is un-sophisticated, but his second favourite joke is "Pull my finger".

His first favourite joke is "sniff my finger"...which is usually performed just after his second favourite joke using the other hand.

 

[TVC]

Paul falls for it every time.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Tvc keeps telling himself those same 2 jokes.