Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS is known as "Fingers". Mostly due to the butter thereon

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

26 buys his butter from Marlon Brando's supplier.

You'll have to explain that one Rocky - Googled "Marlon Brando butter" and there are no results.

Rocky often hangs about in bars dressed as Madame Butterfly. His clothing is not moth eaten

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky knows my spread (of the middle age) doesn't prevent Tangoing in Paris.

(I've got myself so confused over the lying/double negatives I'm not sure what I've now owned up to or denied)

 

[TVC]

TbT is never confused.

 

[stephec]

TVC is the pub landlord.

 

[IDMark2]

stephec pulled pints at the pub, apparently he was good at getting good foamy heads.

 

[PaulSecteur]

IDMark...

Saturday night...

In the pub...

Trying to steathily conceal the fact that all he has had to drink all night is what he could get out of the drip tray with a straw when no one is looking.

 

[stephec]

PS would've made an excellent barman on account of his first class wrist action.

 

[IDMark2]

stephec was so good at his pub job they called him 'The complete bar steward'

 

[stephec]

Mark was going to start his own brewery until he found out that the name 'Mark's Micro Brewery' was already taken.

He was so hopping mad he could barley conceal his anger.

"At yeast I tried," he thought.

 

[colly]

stephec works for the Daily Mail.

 

[IDMark2]

Being a lifelong fan, colly recognises the give-away Daily Mail style in random places. He therefore may die from an immigrant tide of terrorist muslim cancer killers from stephecs posts soon.

 

[colly]

Daily Mail Land is a scarey place.

IDM2 uses hairy caterpillars for some unspeakable sexual practices. ( I would tell you what they are but I can't speak of them)

 

[stephec]

Colly is so posh he irons the old copies of the Telegraph before he lines the budgie's cage with them.

 

[IDMark2]

stephec is so common he thinks that anyone who keeps a budgie is posh.