Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

Stephec can believe every woman he's met has an unexplainable headache and no memory of the last few hours.

 

[Andy_R]

IDM2 is pretty sure no one knows where the bodies are hidden

 

[stephec]

Andy is known to all his neighbours as, 'that guy who's having yet another new patio.'

 

[PaulSecteur]

stephec is well known by the staff of his local B and Q as the weirdo that that fondles the hammers and rubs his cheeks against the fence stumps.

 

[SteCenturion]

People queue for hours at the B & Q where PS works to witness his amazing colour palette mixing technique ...

Mostly he uses his tongue ....

but for larger orders uses his *Big Dipper*

 

[claudbutler]

Stecenturion appeared in CSI MIAMI {Bag Lady no1}

 

[accountantpete]

Claud is off to Antarctica for a bit of "exploring"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...exposing-themselves-report-says-a6681676.html

 

[claudbutler]

Claud is off to Antarctica for a bit of "exploring"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...exposing-themselves-report-says-a6681676.html

Happy days

 

[PaulSecteur]

this music makes claud poop himself...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0itlB23fFY

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PS always wondered how the makers of Tales of the Unexpected managed to get "Lady Di" to dance for their opening and closing credits.

 

[stephec]

TB re enacts that dance scene every Friday night when he comes home from the pub.

Unfortunately for his neighbours he's still not got round to putting any curtains up.

 

[IDMark2]

stephec still owns that Lady Di wig, he can't manage the dance now though, too stiff.

 

[Andy_R]

IDM2 gets stiff just thinking about Lady Di. It's terrible how his arthritis comes and goes.

 

[SteCenturion]

Andy is better known as Deuce Bigalow.

 

[stephec]

The only time the words 'Ste' and 'Escort' will be seen in the same sentence is when someone's complaining about the rusting heap of junk in the front garden.