Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

After a week sampling every curry house between Walsall and Wolverhampton PS has put up a Beware Of The Bog sign on his front gate.

 

[PaulSecteur]

ap calls curry "spicy gravy"

 

[TVC]

Whrn Paul goes to his local curry house he always orders the omelette and chips, proud in the knowledge that he is the only person ever to do this.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC likes to dance, preferably ballroom.

That's why he chose Highland dancing.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo's Highland dancing was mostly as a result of kilt wearing (in proper Scottish style) and the midge bites that resulted

 

[Andy_R]

Whereas 26x25 isn't actually dancing. He's got ants in his pants.

 

[IDMark2]

Green woodpeckers eat ants when they're not giving lifts to stoats going to Andy's place.

 

[SteCenturion]

This is true.

ID has witnessed this from his hedgerow hideout, from which he likes to pounce on unsuspecting cabbies & shout, "bin busy" ?

 

[PaulSecteur]

Halloween will soon be here and ste is glad... its the only time of the year he feels he can go out in his favourite costume... the gingers spice union jack made from a tea towel one.

 

[Dayvo]

When Mrs PS met her Mr. Right, she didn't realise at the time that his first name was Always.

Well, if she asked around on here first...

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo has just been on a Science forum and found out that it's Linda Lovelace Day.

 

[stephec]

AP wasn't sure about posting that last comment.

He had to clear his throat a few times before it popped out.

 

[Dayvo]

Stephec was a panellist on Call My Bluff in the 70s, but was sent out in shame for having a blankety blank. Which coincidentally enough, was the origin of the name of another show.

 

[IDMark2]

'The 70's' is what Dayvo says he was born in when he wants to sound young and hip.

 

[PaulSecteur]

the are idmark lives is sooo poor that he has to be the idiot in 2 other villages too, they cant all afford their own.