Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

26x25 has refused to leave the garden shed for 40 days and 40 nights. He says he can feel an epiphany coming on. I think he just needs a laxative.

 

[classic33]

Andy_R was last seen taking instructions from a burning bush.

 

[stephec]

Certain Halifax ladies claim that classic is the source of the burning bush.

 

[IDMark2]

After a personal shave stephec likes to slap it on and have a burning ex-bush.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

IDMark2 is so multi-cultural, he goes to the local Turkish Barbers every fortnight for a Brazilian.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whereas on a Friday night Tosh goes to the Indian for a Chinese.

 

[TVC]

TBT likes to go for a tramp in the woods.

 

[IDMark2]

TVC has his tramps brought to him before slapping them firmly with his truncheon and sending them back to the woods.

 

[TVC]

Mark had a good slapping when he got his truncheon out.

 

[IDMark2]

I nearly had TVC's eye out with it.

 

[TVC]

Mark never exagerates.

 

[IDMark2]

In his spare time TVC does free-form Jazz spelling, sometimes doing whole pieces without enough G's just for kicks.

 

[TVC]

Even the National Association of Pedants think that Marks a bit uptight.

 

[Dayvo]

If only TVC used his false teeth, then he'd be less misunderstood.

 

[IDMark2]

TVC can't use his false teeth, Dayvo's still got them after borrowing them for an emergency munchies attack.