Post a lie about the poster above.

[postman]

PS had a Ploughmans lunch the other day while out cycling.The Ploughman was not too pleased about it.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Postman like to shout "Gerroff my laaaaasnd" at farmers.

 

[stephec]

PS is banned from farming.

Strictly speaking though it's just animals he's not allowed near, but he's not throwing the wellies out until after the appeal's been heard.

 

[TVC]

Stephec as been banned from his local allotment society, during the club nights he insisted on showing all the lady members his dibber.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Last night TVC got his pumpkins out

 

[Andy_R]

26x25 was seen last night stumbling out of the pub, cuddling a marrow. "You're my best friend" he was clearly heard to be saying to it, over and over.

 

[TVC]

Andy was sat in the pub with a very large butternut squash. "What are you doing with that massive vegetable?" asked the barman.

"I'm letting him buy me a drink" said the gourd.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has a 24 carrot ring.

He prefers to grow his vegetables in circles rather than straight lines.

 

[stephec]

After ten years on the trot Speicher has finally lost her local allotment's trophy as veg grower of the year.

Barely able to hide her rage she growled, "that's a turnip for the books."

 

[Speicher]

Stephec has bean in a row with the Allotment Committee.








He argued about how many beans to put in each row.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has a cauliflower ear, a carrot nose, banana lips and kidney been eyes. She's very popular in the vegan community.

 

[Speicher]

TVC likes vegetarian sausages. It is surprising how few vegetarians there are left in his neighbourhood.

 

[stephec]

Speicher's recent flirtation with a vegetarian diet ended spectacularly after a no naked flames incident caused a 50' wide crater that closed her local train station for three weeks.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec is the Illegal Raves critic for the Church Times.

 

[TVC]

Pete's in charge of the mosh pit at his local baptist church.