Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher likes her kittens to wear mittens. They aren't so keen hence the deep scratch marks all over her hands and face.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Whenever 26 sees someone with a kitten he will go over, look at the cute wee thing and shout...

"Monster!!! MONSTER!!! That thing will destroy the world!!!" Then runs off screaming.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS was so proud of his Big Kitten but he did wonder why his neighbours kept disappearing

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 has a technique that he ALWAYS uses for eating weetabix.

 

[Andy_R]

PS only eats Weetabix in bed with the duvet drawn overhead. Why? Nobody knows....Not even Theresa May has been able to find out.....

 

[stephec]

Andy boasts that he can eat three Shredded Wheat.

Yeah right.

 

[Speicher]

Steph's favourite breakfast oats are grown on Paw Ridge.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher will only eat oats whilst wearing her clans tartan.

 

[stephec]

PS prefers a sausage sandwich in the morning.

 

[PaulSecteur]

...and stephec prefers toast with double entendre flavoured jam.

 

[SteCenturion]

PS is a big fan of Paul Weller Jam & Eton Rifles Mess.

 

[stephec]

Ste is always in a pickle because he doesn't know his onions, but he still allows himself to be egged on.

 

[PaulSecteur]

steph went to branston and found himself in a pickle.

 

[SteCenturion]

PS is just like Mr Pickle ....


No, no,

This v

 

[accountantpete]

By extreme coincidence Ste's middle names are Clycng MlesV Jyclniu Cnygi