Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

When 26 applied for Mastermind he chose a specialised subject of the novels of Barbra Cartland, astounding the telephone interviewer by answering 50 questions correctly.

 

[Andy_R]

Stephec is trying to get ripped. He's just got to get into that bodice first....

 

[PaulSecteur]

18 days into "Movember" and AndyRs top lip still makes a peach skin feel stubbly in comparison.

 

[Postmanhat]

PS hasn't been out for the last few days in case his moustache blows off in the wind

 

[Cheddar George]

Postman has not left his house due to reports of a large purple dinosaur making its way across the country knocking over trees and nicking trampolines.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Cheddar can't leave his house. He's under house arrest for those "activities" again.

 

[SteCenturion]

26 has a subscription to Cosmopolitan magazine, even though he hails from Dudley.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste has a subscription to "Thug life" and "Ghetto monthly" delivered to his gaf in Knightsbridge.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS thinks a Ghetto Blaster uses dynamite.

 

[roadrash]

twentysix by twentyfive still has his ghetto blaster , here he is on a club run providing the tunes

 

[PaulSecteur]

To provide tunes on his club run, roadrash pulls bananarama behind him in a tesco trolly.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

To provide tunes on his club run, roadrash pulls bananarama behind him in a tesco trolly.

PS wants his £1 back

 

[TVC]

TbT wants his marbles back

 

[Speicher]

TVC wants to be on "The Great British Pottery Throw Down". Sadly his practice sessions will have to end soon, as there is very little unbroken crockery left in his house.

Some of his practising went on very late into the night. The next day, everyone commented on his glazed expression.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher has been know to blow the porcelain off the wall, especially after a vindaloo