Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

TMH was such a big fan of "Noels House party" that he has petitioned the government to have the Crinkly Bottom Groat made into legal tender.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul has been arrested for trying out his selfie stick in public.

 

[SteCenturion]

ACP loves January, as traditionally he has hundreds of clients come to him following Christmas ...





*for a refund*

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SC never offers refunds - he just legs it.

 

[Speicher]

Tbt has just been to Boots to buy some Wellingtons.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky did not see the Ocado van outside my house yesterday.

He had gone to Staples to buy a new folder.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky was rebuked this morning by the Speaker of the House of Commons. Rocky had allegedly used "notably eccentric gesticulations".

 

[SteCenturion]

Speicher is getting worried as the 25th quickly approaches & can often be heard down at the Old Oak & Beeches asking

"Does my arse look Turkey in these feathers" ?

She also thinks Cosmopolitan is a type of Ice Cream.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SC never tells two lies in one post

 

[postman]

26 x 25 has spent all day in town looking for camouflage clothing.He couldn't see any.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

postie spent all day looking for his spectacles. He'd been looking through them all day

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25's really chuffed with his new Deirdre Barlow glasses.

 

[PaulSecteur]

... and Tosh really suits his Pat Butcher ear rings.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS will defend his Nora Batty stockings with his life

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 sold a kidney to buy Hilda Ogdens 3 flying ducks wall orniments.