Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Mark has 21 holes in his belt, whatever you do don't ask him to show you how he counts them.

 

[colly]

All in flames at the reins but Stephec 's still riding along

 

[PaulSecteur]

Although colly writes in English on this forum, if you meet him in real life he only talks in Morse code.

He is all...

.--. .- ..- .-.. ... . -.-. - . ..- .-. .. ... ..-. .- ... - . .-. - .... .- -. ..-. .-. --- --- -- . ..- .--. .- -. .... .. .-.. .-.. .-.-.-

 

[SteCenturion]

PS is one of lifes great communicators & is still at the cutting edge ....

here's his last post in the Cafe ...

 

[accountantpete]

Ste is in senior management with Caves Я Us

 

[SteCenturion]

Ste is in senior management with Caves Я Us

ACP can't quite manage a full OAP ....

but boy does he give it a bloody good go.

 

[IDMark2]

SteCenturion is getting fed up with being asked if he has taken his glasses off and is in fact Harry Potter.

 

[SteCenturion]

@IDMark2 had a very small part in ...

Sally Potter & the Philosophers Bone.

 

[IDMark2]

SteCenturion should be aware that when people shout 'Ignoramus!' at him, they're not trying to cast a spell.

 

[SteCenturion]

& that when people shout "ignorante" at IDMk2 they are not asking directions to the nearest ristorante, caffetteria or trattoria.

 

[IDMark2]

Nobody can get SatNav signals now anyway, SteCenturion apparently has recently headbutted one of the GPS satellites.

 

[SteCenturion]

@IDMark2 is very shrewd ...

he's invested heavily in World Markets & Commodities.

Only yesterday he put down all his remaining life savings on a thousand 7 speed Scamano groupsets from China ...


reckons it's "the future".

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SC was shrewd once. Those little teeth didn't half tickle

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25's been unable to tame the shrew.

 

[IDMark2]

It's alright. Tosh ate it.