Post a lie about the poster above.
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IDMark2
Dodgy Aerial
- Location
- On the Roof
colly is ready to charm the woodworm in my furniture out with his tried and tested method of shouting 'Get out you Bustards!' into the holes.
PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
IDMark cant afford drugs, so he finds that he spends a lot of time trying to relax then standing up quickly to get a head rush.
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
PS went to the doctors needing some help ....
"help doctor" said Paul ...
I keep squawking & flapping my arms like a bird,
"Here" said the doctor "take 2 of these 3 times a day, then come back & see me in a week" ...
"What are they Doc" ? said Paul ..
"Parakeetamol" said Doc.
"help doctor" said Paul ...
I keep squawking & flapping my arms like a bird,
"Here" said the doctor "take 2 of these 3 times a day, then come back & see me in a week" ...
"What are they Doc" ? said Paul ..
"Parakeetamol" said Doc.
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IDMark2
Dodgy Aerial
- Location
- On the Roof
SteCenturion has just been to the 'Have you got a sense of humour?' thread and answered Yes. Liar.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
But why are IDM2's pants on fire?
PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
We have all heard how 26 set his pans on fire. No one thought that he would be able to generate that much heat through friction alone, but he prove everyone wrong.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Paul started a new job today as a Litter Warden. He was expecting some training, but was told, "Just pick it up as you go along."
accountantpete
OAP
colly has painted his front door Red in a bid to deter double glazing salesmen.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Where Accountantpete lives, the double glazing salesmen always go around in twos.
The triple glazing salesmen go around in threes.
The triple glazing salesmen go around in threes.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
Speicher has got a rotten oak tree in her garden. She paid for some Irish Tree Fellers to come round to sort it out. Only two turned up though.
PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Andy has just brought himself the latest iPod with 128gb of storage that has thousands of hours to put songs on.
He has just put his favourite spice girls track on it... and nothing else will ever go on it.
He has just put his favourite spice girls track on it... and nothing else will ever go on it.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
PS's spice rack has girls on it..... and nothing else will ever go on it
IDMark2
Dodgy Aerial
- Location
- On the Roof
26's girls have spices on them. It's the only way he gets hot ones.
