Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TVC has been taking Meldonium which explain why he grunts every time he pedals hard and wears frilly knickers.

 

[SteCenturion]

@accountantpete 's sitting room (remember he is posh) is bursting with trophies & medals from his illustrious cycling palmares ....

Henley Junior TT Champion, London 10m TT Elite Champion, MIC 2007 & 2009, London Prudential 100 Champion, Hendon Classic K.O.M, Hendon Classic Q.O.M, London Olympics Omnium Champion, fastest 50k on a Penny Farthing ..... etc, etc.

It's really quite amazing, but he does get a big discount from James at Henley on Thames Trophies & Engraving.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mort has flies. They are generally undone

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky glowed in the dark last night as he re-entered the atmosphere. The unusual blue green colours were due to the magnesium in his fillings.
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...ootage_of_meteor_seen_last_night/?ref=mr&lp=4

 

[accountantpete]

26 likes his cycling gear to reflect his personality and has gone for an eccentric bottom bracket.

 

[stephec]

AP's bottom bracket was declared unserviceable many years ago.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec cannot handlebars, so he prefers Bistros.

 

[Cheddar George]

Speicher likes Smarties because they come inner tube.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG can't stop pedalling his wares, "Fixed Wheel bikes for everyone".

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh tells everybody down the pub that he owns the design patent on "The Wheel" and is owed billions.

 

[Speicher]

Cheddar took up legal proceedings against someone who stole his idea for a folding tennis raquet.

Judge Hamsterall-Bendlemint QC bounced the case straight out of court, and said Cheddar was served right.

 

[TVC]

The day Wol disproved gravity her World just fell apart.

 

[stephec]

"You're my World," by Cilla Black is TVC's favourite karaoke song.

He knows he's good at it as the landlord regularly asks him to sing it, is it coincidence that he always asks at closing time though?

 

[TVC]

Cilla got her catch phrase "Surprise, surprise!" from Stephec who would regularly stand in the middle of her front lawn, butt naked, doing 'the helicopter' and yelling those famous words.

 

[Moon bunny]

The Velvet Curtain's house: "Where the fun never starts."