Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Many years ago Speicher was told to keep it under her hat.

After all these years she's still puzzled as to what, 'it,' actually is, but she feels too embarrassed to ask.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec keeps his life savings under his hat. It's a very very very small hat.

 

[accountantpete]

26 is training for his Life Saving certificate by watching re-runs of Baywatch.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After the Operation, ACP will hopefully have a couple of life saving buoyancy aids to help people with, in homage to his heroine of Baywatch, Pamela Anderson!


Nobody has the heart to tell him that his stomach is already doing the job as it is.

 

[Dayvo]

RM is often mistaken for The Rock.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is often called the Hoff of Glasgow.

......sorry there's a typo in that. Doug is often known as the scruff of Glasgow.

Rockaay knows that a lot of guys like my scruff!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay and ACP haven't gone off to look that up and they think I mean the back of my neck, which I don't!

 

[stephec]

MDB is so grateful when he's described as a bit of rough.

You've got to take any compliment you can.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph is so smooth that he produces his own lube naturally

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay was DESPERATE to play the part of John Travolta, but was turned down.

Instead, he plans to streak during the performance as a form of protest, shouting

'LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MISSED, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MISSED!!'.


Yes Rockaay, that's why you failed the audition.

 

[SteCenturion]

Now that he has tipped past 60, MDB'S acronym stands for ....

Mainly Does Bingo

 

[Speicher]

Ste likes word puzzles. He often has scrabbled eggs for breakfast.

 

[Speicher]

This morning Rocky overcooked Mrs Rocky's breakfast, and now he is toast.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is in a jam because he has run out of marmalade for breakfast tomorrow.

 

[SteCenturion]

Rockaaaay has just rented a toilet in Highgate, London Village for £3,000 PCM .....

He's literally P!$$!N6 his money away.