Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ste is the perfect landlord. Well, for that, price he'll do anything^^^

 

[SteCenturion]

26 is a big fan of Ben Elton, politics & current affairs but can be a bit Tim - Nice but Dim ....

He booked a 4 week luxury vacation in the Bahamas because he thought it had a Topical climate !

 

[accountantpete]

Ste always manages to bring the subject round to Elton and current affairs...

 

[TVC]

When ever Rocky buys some new clothes he has to go round to his mum's so she can sew in the name tags.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is not very good with a needle and thread. He made a hash of sewing his name tags.

 

[SteCenturion]

while Speich' got a surfitikit for seen stressin' in HMP Broadaccent innit ....

"He used to give me roses" .....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All Ste can say is

'Boo'iful, u'erly boo'iful!'

 

[Speicher]

MDB found that after a Boolean search.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wol thinks that the owl and the pussy cat went to sea on a tandem.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

"Can ya ride tandem?" Remains 26x25's favourite chat up line.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

"Can ya ride tandem?" Remains 26x25's favourite chat up line.

Oooohh, you can screw me nuts any time you like love!!



....... Is always Tosh's first reaction when he learns someone is a mechanic

 

[stephec]

Rocky is hastily running round Soho phone boxes recovering his business cards until the story dies down.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Meanwhile, in other news, Stephec has received a chicken burn from a pensioner. It was an appropriate punishment for the crime of not moving to the vacant post office window the second the window was vacated. He is also receiving treatment for several nasty prods with a walking stick.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul is campaigning for senior politicians to publish their School Reports when taking office.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP has recently been diagnosed with "Wondering buttocks" syndrome.