Post a lie about the poster above.

[Moon bunny]

Paul wistfully remembers the days when he had a use for shampoo.

 

[TVC]

Moon Bunny uses coconut and lemon grass scented shampoo, it doesn't get her hair very clean, but she does smell like a rather nice Pad Thai.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AP has just treated himself to a new brand of shampoo... because he is worth it. (It was half price at poundland)

Paul wasn't watching room 101 last night.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Moon Bunny uses coconut and lemon grass scented shampoo, it doesn't get her hair very clean, but she does smell like a rather nice Pad Thai.

TVC simply bathes in TVC these days!

 

[TVC]

Doug's first night as a drug dealer didn't go well.

A shady character sidled up to him and whispered "I want coke"
Doug replied "Sorry we don't have Coke, is Pepsi OK?"
The stab wounds were superficial.

 

[roadrash]

TVC once told a lancashire lad that ecstasy should be rubbed on the inside of the mouth, and told him its a process called... E BY GUM.

 

[TVC]

Bonjela is RR's drug of choice.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC is addicted to Calpol and also rusks

 

[stephec]

MDB is only allowed crayons.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph needs to wear a pair of mittons at all times for his, and every one else's protection.

 

[TVC]

They make Doug wear boxing gloves in bed.

 

[stephec]

When ever the doctor warns him Rocky always answers, "I'll stop when I need glasses."

 

[colly]

stephec is getting good at brail.

 

[SteCenturion]

Colly kan't reed oar roite ....

but he sure can drive a Tractor.

 

[stephec]

What Ste gets upto on the farm should never be discussed on a polite forum like this.

(Two lies for the price of one. )