Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Colly's waff wiffs

 

[colly]

TVC never waffles.

 

[SteCenturion]

Colly is porous .....



No, no .... that's not right .....


Colly is a Poor Arse

 

[stephec]

Ste is really wet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph has to be kept in water all times, as if he is taken out, he will react with oxygen and self combust

 

[TVC]

Doug has to be kept tightly wrapped in a sleeping bag at all times, if he is taken out, he will immediately react by pleasuring himself violently.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Indeed, but I only learn from the best, and TVC IS the best!
I am, of course, referring to his book

'I Like To M*sturbate Violently'

From which I learned all I know.

That centrefold picture was a REVELATION, beleive me!!


.... I have to say that it isn't normally available at the library or most... Err.... 'Respectable' bookshops.

 

[TVC]

Doug has a signed copy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has a signed copy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This is nothing special though, as TVC is so zealous that he 'signed' them all!


...... Several times!

 

[TVC]

Despite his many requests, Doug knows I only do private 'signings' for Wol. Not that she has ever taken me up on my many and frankly, generous offers.

 

[TVC]

Wol is not, quite rightly disgusted by the post above

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wol is not, quite rightly disgusted by the post above

But TVC, the rest us are!!

 

[Speicher]

Despite his many requests, Doug knows I only do private 'signings' for Wol. Not that she has ever taken me up on my many and frankly, generous offers.

Wol is not, quite rightly disgusted by the post above

 

[SteCenturion]

Speich' has been left speechless .....





But on a more positive note, she is still a 'Vice' Admiral & loves a Jolly Rodger.