Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

Ludwig is deeply concerned that his entry in the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest is under threat .....


His Acid House version of "I'm a Little Teapot" was a cracker too.

 

[stephec]

Ste voted out as he thought it was referring to the Eurovision Song Contest.

"Nil points, nil points, you know where you can stick your nil points!"

 

[PaulSecteur]

Now that we have brexited, its a good time to rebrand and rename ourselves.

Stepec has suggested that the country is now to be call "Deathstar Megapunch".

 

[SteCenturion]

Due to Paul's appetite & rather dodgy hearing, he thought he was voting for Breakfast or Biscuit on Thursday.

 

[PaulSecteur]

"Toast or weetabix?" is a breakfast quedtion that ste can usually only answer at 5pm.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Seeing as Paul works nights, he often has a full dinner with his family for breakfast and breakfast for dinner.

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB keeps a pencil sharpener up his left nostril.

Why?

Because you never know when you will need to sharpen a pencil. He aint stoopid, you know.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm not saying Paul is thick, but he thinks that the famous speech penned by Shakespere is about someone wondering whether to use a 2B pencil or not.

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB has no lead in his pencil.

 

[stephec]

Ste's pencil is self propelling.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has no lead in his pencil.

After the accident with a pair of garden shears as a kid, doesn't even have a pencil to begin with!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste's pencil is self propelling.

Stephec has a biro instead

 

[TVC]

Doug still has that crayon stuck up his nose from play group.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug still has that crayon stuck up his nose from play group.

TVC put it there after I got on the slide first

'Draw' your own conclusions from that!

 

[Speicher]

Doug cannot draw conclusions, he has enough trouble drawing the curtains.