Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Andy dont spend money on food. He gets fed for free by standing over the road from a McDonalds and pulling faces at the people serving from the drive through.

They are throwing McNuggets at him all night trying to get a headshot.

 

[SteCenturion]

@PaulSecteur is widely known to have a higher calorific value than a Happy Meal
a Dozen McNuggets & one of the Colonels Family Bargain Buckets ....

Combined.

 

[PaulSecteur]

@SteCenturion has started to use this thread to boldly go where no other font enhancement has gone BEFORE

 

[SteCenturion]

@SteCenturion has started to use this thread to boldly go where no other font enhancement has gone BEFORE

It's the only kind of bold I can do on my phone *you & your fancy shmancy colours*, (I can't do that crossy outy ting e-ver).

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SC has never used his phone to post in this thread ever. Now that is Bold

 

[PaulSecteur]

Much like a hamster, when 26 needs a peep or poop he simply goes to the corner of whatever cage he is in and lets it happen.

 

[TVC]

Just like a smart Guinea Pig, Paul is wary of Peruvians.

 

[Mireystock]

TVC thinks the Andes are on the end of the wristies.

 

[stephec]

Mirey thinks that The Krankies are the height of sophisticated entertainment.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec has trouble getting to sleep due to the noise of his arguing elbows.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS is still looking at his elbows as he needs some grease for a bearing refit.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 aint scared of a bit of hard work, but that don't stop him running whenever he can see some heading his way.

 

[TVC]

Paul likes hard work, he can watch it all day*







* kindly reproduced with the permission of the museum of very old jokes

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVCs nickname is "Arthur" cuz he only ever does arthur job.

 

[Speicher]

Success! Paul has finally found a Round Tuit in an Antique Shop, in Wychmore under Coddingbury, if you must know.