Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Chris Froome says that MDB punches like a big girl's blouse.

I can tell Froome that he punches like a wet luttuice, and I only winced as I felt a lot of wetness

 

[TVC]

Doug spends more time dressed as a chicken than you would think.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug spends more time dressed as a chicken than you would think.

TCV knows I have a zero hours contract with KFC

 

[TVC]

TCV knows I have a zero hours contract with KFC

Doug is partial to a greasy bone.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC likes cold turkey

 

[TVC]

Tbt likes warm apple pie.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC and melons - Shaun Ryder's inspiration

 

[PaulSecteur]

Andy is always sad on Sunday, but happy Mondays.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul has a sudden onset of speaking uncontrollably in a manner that would indicate he is attempting to empty himself of his vowels.


Yes folks, he has.........




































...... Verbal diarrhoea!!

 

[TVC]

Upon delivering the punchline to that joke, Doug's bow tie started rotating and he raised his bowler hat.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Upon delivering the punchline to that joke, Doug's bow tie started rotating and he raised his bowler hat.

TVC was on the drums and did the 'Ba Dum Tish' at just the right moment.

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB has a condominium in Florida ....

No, No, hang on .... that's not right ....


He has a condom in 'um ....
his wallet, expired 07/03/73.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Ste talks to anyone, and I mean ANYONE they just smile and nod like Kim Jong Un's psychoanalyst.


Even the local oddballs, including the guy who claims he can talk to trees, crosses the road when they see him coming.

 

[stephec]

MDB has held the post of Dumbarton's official bus looney for the past five years.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Reg has never done the hokey cokey, but claims to be an expert at the hokey pokey.