Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

I know who pushed Doug's garden wall down!

 

[stephec]

Speicher is starting up a dating agency for owls, she's calling it The Wit To Woo.

 

[SteCenturion]

Speicher is suing her local authority after a drunken mob pushed her garden wall over.

The President of East Berlin Neighbourhood Watch Mr Heimlich Maneuvre was unavailable for comment.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SC thinks he's Banksy. We all know his efforts are just graffiti. No wonder all these walls get pushed over.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT thinks he's Tracey Emin and hasn't made his bed in 6 months.

 

[stephec]

I'm not saying MDB's bedsheets are a bit crusty, but he does have to snap them in half to fit them in the washing machine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste has so many skidmarks on his covers that only Toilet Duck will be able to shift them

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB was Barry Scotts (of Cilit bang fame) voice coach.

Now Barry is barred from his local library.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS has no eyebrows. That's because he eventually invented Cilit Bang. But there were lots of bangs along the way

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That strange discoloured patch on TBT's chin??

Best not ask about it, seriously.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB plaits his nasal hair to his ear 'ole hair. Lovely fashion statement.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh derides the Chewbacca character in Star Wars as being

'not being hairy enough for his liking'.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Imagine chewbacca in a 70s disco suit, shirt open with a medalion amongst the chest hair, and thats what MDB looks like going out on a saturday night.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul only washes his hair in what Cousin 'It' recommends

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB has no hair. He uses wire wool to hide his baldness