Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TBT thinks Alopecia is a kind of house plant.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
MDB doesn't bother with "all that poncey shampoo $#!T€" ....
He simply hands his hair over with his Butlins Red Coat on dry cleaning day ....
usually on a Tuesday.
He simply hands his hair over with his Butlins Red Coat on dry cleaning day ....
usually on a Tuesday.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
A tub of Swarfega and a wire brush, that's all Ste needs
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
stephec likes to hide the wire brush and dettol.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
TBT has a phobia of combs. He was combing his hair one day and two teeth fell out.
A new comb cost him 1 shilling and 9 pence.
A new comb cost him 1 shilling and 9 pence.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Speicher almost exploded with joy after buying a kit-kat chunky that had no wafer but was solid chocolate.
"It was wonderfull. I dont know if i should call it a kit-kit or a kat-kat." She was heard saying to anyone that couldnt get away from her.
"It was wonderfull. I dont know if i should call it a kit-kit or a kat-kat." She was heard saying to anyone that couldnt get away from her.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul is going to go out and start trainspotting after seeing a certain series of programmes on BBC4.
Mireystock
SIip-slidin' down Big Pig...
MDB's first crush was the BBC test card girl.
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
After seeing today's TdF, Mireystock is going to petition that they have a marathon stage next year!
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PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
MDB treats every ride like a stage of the tour, but also treats every line across the road as the finish line and can often be seen crossing his imaginary finish line with fists raise to the air, then pointing at the sponsor logo on his shirt.
I never knew that Lonsdale from Sports direct was a tour sponsor.
I never knew that Lonsdale from Sports direct was a tour sponsor.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Because Stephec is such a hard worker, he often gets sweaty. This has caused him to have the nickname "Damp-patch".
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
@PaulSecteur is nicknamed Blister by his colleagues, because he only shows up when all the work is done.
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PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Ste is still at work... cant be long now before the storeman brings him that "long wait" that he was sent to get on the first day. Once he has the long wait he is hoping to make a start fitting some sky hooks, adding some more sparks to the angle grinder and making the place look a bit more Scottish with the tartan paint he has heard such good things about.
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