Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph does the "launch torpedoes" very well tho'.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 - Owns of the complete set of "My little pony".

 

[TVC]

Paul has over 5000 pictures of Nora Batty's steps, not as many taken by himself as you would think, but the fact that he has visited them is a source of comfort and he thinks a conversation starter.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Being a busy chap, TVC hates having to stop working because he has to hold a knife and fork to eat meals, has started using a feedbag.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS wants his feedbag back

 

[PaulSecteur]

People often stop 26 in the street to feed him a sugar cube or an apple, due to the length of his face and circumference of his nostrils.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS can only move forward if a carrot dangles from a stick just ahead of him.

 

[stephec]

When 26 dangles something in front of him everyone moves backwards.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Hottest day of the year and for some reason stephec is wearing a raincoat with flip flops.

 

[SteCenturion]

All the girls at Dunces Hill Comprehensive used to shout "here comes flippin' floppy " whenever Paul approached ....









Or words to that effect.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky has just got himself a new combine harvester, but he wont give you the key.

 

[stephec]

PS has often been described as, 'the key to the missing link.'

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec went to Florida on holiday but try as he might he couldn't find the Keys anywhere.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ste is hunting for Alicia

 

[PaulSecteur]

On that diagram of evolution, the chimp evolving into man, steph is down in the knuckle dragging end.