Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul will tell anyone within earshot that 'it wasn't him on Clapham Common that night!'

It wouldn't be so bad, but nobody knows why he keeps saying it.

 

[stephec]

MDB doesn't deny that he was there, but he does deny catching the clap on Clapham common, and that's quite a mouthful.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB doesn't deny that he was there, but he does deny catching the clap on Clapham common, and that's quite a mouthful.

Stephec was there too, hiding in the bushes, watching, so he knows what really happened.

 

[colly]

MDB.....aka......The Bush.

 

[i hate hills]

Having done intense research i can confirm that colly is on the bell ...mines a pint pal.....

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

ihh knows that drinking pints leads to a hatred of hills

 

[stephec]

26 is strictly a pint of Babycham kind of guy.

Umbrella and a cherry? Don't mind if I do, thank you.

 

[i hate hills]

stephec caused mayhem in the local ASDA by buying up all the umbrellas and cherrys....

 

[SteCenturion]

It is a litlle known fact that I Hate Hills popped his cherry to the sounds of Neneh Cherry with big Kerry from Londonderry.










*well it was little known*

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB doesn't deny that he was there, but he does deny catching the clap on Clapham common, and that's quite a mouthful.

Sig material there, thanks!

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB has the same disdain as Mary Berry when it comes to "Soggy bottoms".

 

[SteCenturion]

Paul is Chairman of the Ignore SteCenturion Society .....

MDB is Vice Chair & Vice Supplier.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul is Chairman of the Ignore SteCenturion Society .....

MDB is Vice Chair & Vice Supplier.

I was trying to think of a witty and erudite answer, but got distracted, sorry ​

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SC never gives MDB a tongue lashing. That's because of MDB's most recent signature line and the desire to avoid a mouthful of Clapham

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

SC never gives MDB a tongue lashing. That's because of MDB's most recent signature line and the desire to avoid a mouthful of Clapham

TBT is the man on the Clapham omnibus.... He travels about on the top deck, looking in people's windows hoping that he will catch a glipse of something naughty!