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Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Paul rues the day of 'the accident', as it means he now can't walk up the stairs to see like everyone else, instead he has to rely on straining to hear anything at the bottom where the conductor usually stands (he is often seen up looking too!).
 

stephec

Squire
Location
Bolton
Remember the mirrors on bus stairs, the ones that the conductor used to keep an eye on the top deck?

The reason they're not there anymore is because MDB was caught using them to keep an eye on something else.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Paul did the same when applying for a loan for starting his new business.
Luckily his bank manager had just bought and watched a box set of 'The Young Ones', so all was fine.

Paul now runs his business catering for the hipster 'retro' market..... It is.....





















...... A 'Singagram' service on the phone.

He has just sung an engagement proposal to a young lady, who promptly said that she didn't want her boyfriend, but would rather like the man with that nice voice on the phone instead.

Oh....
 
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stephec

Squire
Location
Bolton
PS is a weebles wobbles, but he does fall down.
 
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