Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Wol's posts are always gold.

 

[SteCenturion]

All TVC's jewellery is nearly gold .....

he's a Ratners type of guy.

 

[postman]

SteCenturion walked into H Samuels and asked for the third ring.What third ring sir.You know,first it's the Engagement Ring,then the Wedding ring and finally the Suffer ring.




It's only a joke everybody.I have been happily married ten years,which is not bad out of 26.

 

[SteCenturion]

Postie had the 7 year itch ......







That's a long time to have pubic lice.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Usually, people use the phrase "i have itchy feet" to mean they want to travel or otherwise move on.

For ste, it just means he is into month 7 with the same socks on.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Postie had the 7 year itch ......




That's a long time to have pubic lice.

Ste read that to treat it, you needed lice to overcome the original lice.


Unforunately, he is dyslexic and now has frostbite.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Usually, people use the phrase "i have itchy feet" to mean they want to travel or otherwise move on.

For ste, it just means he is into month 7 with the same socks on.

Due to a rather unfortunate medical condition, Paul is the spitting image of Itchy from Itchy and Scratchy in the Simpsons.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky has been banned from cat fights as his scratchy implements are lethal.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 call the left one itchy, the right one scratchy and the bit in the middle is called The Princess.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

After his stint in the harem PS doesn't have an itchy or a scratchy.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26s nickname was "smelly snatchy".

And still is.

 

[TVC]

Paul has no idea why his left index finger always smells of garlic.

 

[stephec]

What do TVC's fingers smell of?

I'd say, 'don't go there,' but he obviously already has.

 

[Andy_R]

stephec wants someone to pull his finger

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy has just bought tickets for T In The Park 2017