Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

PaulS has been at the Werther's Originals again.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Collys claim to fame "I met someone that looked like Vera Duckworth from coronation street once, when I was looking for something to eat out of the bins at the back Mecca bingo".

What a life... what a life.

 

[stephec]

PS goes to the bingo twice a week, he's hoping to get two fat ladies.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Why waste time going to tesco to buy your christmas drinks, then haul them back home?

Do what steph does, go to tesco on the 24th and neck as much as you can before the police arrive.

 

[SteCenturion]

Paul has cultivated a marvellous handlebar moustache.

Paul's boyfriend is delighted & now rides him mainly 'on the drops' !

 

[PaulSecteur]

When mort gets fish and chips he has them with salt and vinegar, 2 pickled eggs and 30 seconds of verbal abuse.

 

[Speicher]

Paul took a train from Brussels to Lille.

The Belgium railway company would like to have their train back please.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's been overdosing on Christmas Crackers again.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Tosh makes his own christmas crackers from toilet roll tubes, and wraps them in toilet paper.

Its appropriate really, as the jokes are sh!t.

 

[Andy_R]

PS has been snorting the icing sugar

 

[SteCenturion]

After a short break in a country B&B, Andy_r left with 3 guest towels, the complimentary toiletries & a Welsh Dresser stuffed down his plus fours.

 

[stephec]

Rocky's life is just the opposite, he eats all night, sleeps for twenty minutes in the morning, then continues eating.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec has just been arrested for performing a 'flashnobber' routine in the street.



...... The rest of the flashmob crew were surprised to say the least!

 

[Andy_R]

MDB's a lumberjack, but he's ok

 

[stephec]

Andy wears frilly knickers and hangs around in bars
He wishes he was a girlie just like his dear mama.