Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS once wol whistled wol.

(calling @Speicher)

 

[guitarpete247]

26x25 is always whittling wool.

 

[stephec]

GP is a good whittler as he's always got wood.

 

[Mireystock]

Stephec generally goes against the grain.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mireystock is always the splinter group.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25, Whittler by Royal Appointment to Her Majesty.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Tosh is the reason his local pub has to use sawdust on the floor.

Lots of sawdust...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PS, commutes to work by coracle.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whilst whittling in PS's coracle Tosh sprang a leak in it.

 

[Speicher]

TBT made PS's coracle sink.


He was puzzled as to why Paul needed to do the washing up in his small boat.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wol wanted to get ahead with a prediction of the future. So she consulted PS's coracle.

 

[Mireystock]

Twentysix by twentyfive is a dyslexic gambler, and can often be found in his nearest Coracle's, Ladblokes or William Hell's.

 

[Speicher]

Mirey makes the mistake of melodically reciting his name whenever he is aksed to sing his name.

The people delivering parcels are never impressed when they hand over a package.

 

[postman]

Mort took advice from the BBC last night.He was prepared for the bad weather.A shovel,a torch,thermal blanket,petrol can,snow chains.Hot drink and food.He looked a right fool on the number 33 bus this morning.

 

[Andy_R]

Postman doesn't belive in recycling. Especially when it comes to old jokes.