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[Rocky]

Doug met some new members at his Arsonists Anonymous meeting last night. Apparently they all got on like a house on fire.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Rocky is able to use his waterproof matches to start a fire in the bath, allowing him to stay warm and comfortably bathe in cold water.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

MTM has just bought some Walkers crisps and that will be on tonight's news.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

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That is how Ming wants us to think of him.

In reality, he's more often than not, sat in front of the telly, scoffing crisps and drinking cans of cheap lager, wearing nothing but a crisp crumb laden vest and a dirty, stained pair of Y - Fronts.

Ming? Most certainly so! 😆

He also farts like a Devil

 

[Rocky]

Doug, on the other hand is a gent. He gave up his seat to a blind person on the bus. In fact, that is how Doug lost his job as a bus driver.

 

[stephec]

In his younger days Rocky, 'had a thing,' for Oliver from On the Buses.

Now he's a bit older he's turned his attention to her mum.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec preferred Olive Oyl, but not the spinach.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I heard that Speicher was actually a secret agent for the US government and On the Buses was a project they were assigned to investigate.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Working for the KGB, Ming was assigned to find out all he could about the Americans in Korea, by watching M.A.S.H.

 

[Moon bunny]

MDB has just found a Janet Frazier catalogue from 1974 and is about to order a suit from it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has just found a Janet Frazier catalogue from 1974 and is about to order a suit from it.

"Flares are bound to come back into fashion eventually!"

... Said MB to me when they forced me to order it

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB has the Guinness World record for the biggest fashion catalogue collection.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has the Guinness World record for the biggest fashion catalogue collection.

Whereas TBT has the world's largest collection of Avon catalogues.
He even delivers it himself!

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug is famous for his Tupperware parties of which he is rightly proud. But don’t ask him about his Anne Summers do - don’t ask the local Bishop either. That whole era is subject to a non disclosure agreement

 

[stephec]

Rocky's knowledge of the lingerie section of the Freeman's catalogue is so extensive that it would have been his specialist subject on Mastermind if it wasn't for the objections of Magnus Magnusson.