Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Drago has seventeen brothers and sixteen sisters. They all have combovers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ming the Merciless is the brother of Mong the Compassionate.

Drago 's entire family worked in the local cigarette factory, hence the DRAGo name!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Drago has seventeen brothers and sixteen sisters. They all have combovers.

AU was created in a lab and technically is not even classed as a Human

 

[All uphill]

Most people are 90% water. MDB is better than that - he achieves the full 100%

 

[Ming the Merciless]

All Uphill bought a Combover Harvester off EBay for his ski slope. It wasn’t till it arrived, he realised he’d been scalped.

 

[Rocky]

Ming once dug a hole in his garden and filled it with water. I think he meant well.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky was a drain on his family, which was useful when it rained.

 

[Rocky]

On Uppers' first date with his wife to be, he bought her a bottle of tonic water.

Apparently he Schwepped her off her feet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ming once dug a hole in his garden and filled it with water. I think he meant well.

'Well well well! 3 holes in the ground'

Is Rockay's all time favourite joke

Most people are 90% water. MDB is better than that - he achieves the full 100%

That's why I drink so much alcohol, I have to compromise!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mad Doug Biker went large when they were handing out six packs, he’s the proud owner of a 12 pack. Now he just needs a pint glass.

 

[Rocky]

Ming has just sent me this message:

I’m giving up drinking until Christmas!

Sorry, bad punctuation.

I’m giving up, drinking until Christmas!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... Signed

Mrs Ming

 

[All uphill]

Rocky and MDB are married to the same woman. She is a Saint.

 

[Rocky]

All Uphill wants to become the patron saint of homeless cats and dogs.

He'll be known as St Ray

 

[All uphill]

Rocky really doesn't want to be the patron Saint of rocks, in fact he's petrified.