Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Funny, considering you've got less hair than me

That's because I shave and like to feel smooth, I told you during our romantic encounter that night in Bognor, remember? 😆

Drago knows that not to be true........Rocky is now 108, with a size 16 skin on a size 12 body and I'm just looking for my iron to get rid of some of the wrinkles.

Rocky will be offline later on today for some 'scheduled maintenance'.

 

[Rocky]

That's because I shave and like to feel smooth, I told you during our romantic encounter that night in Bognor, remember? 😆



Rocky will be offline later on today for some 'scheduled maintenance'.

Doug works on the railway. He does maintenance or engineering........

Something along those lines anyway.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug works on the railway. He does maintenance or engineering........

Something along those lines anyway.

Rocky LOVES tunnels!!

 

[Rocky]

Doug is well known for performing WH Auden's Night Mail in the local theatres.

Last night, it didn't go so well. He got stage freight.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky is in training to think along different lines

 

[Andy in Germany]

Rocky is just jealous because he didn't accept MDB's offer to join in his railway related theatre performances.

At the time, he didn't see the point.

 

[Drago]

Andy in Germany is in fact named Dave. Although he is in Germany.

 

[Rocky]

Drago has just finished his supper of chicken and sausage at the same time as translating A Tale of Two Cities into German.

Unfortunately the opening line seems to have come out as: It was the breast of times, it was the wurst of times.........not the best start

 

[Drago]

Rocky is the illegitimate child of John Major and Thora Hird.

 

[Rocky]

Rocky is the illegitimate child of John Major and Thora Hird.

Ha ha......I am actually related to John Major in real life. And my grandmother looked like Thora Hird. So that may not be an actual lie

 

[All uphill]

Drago is a test tube baby. Shame the medics used too much growth hormone.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers once was a farmer. In a very very cold winter all his cows got frozen.

He didn't know what to do and then an elderly lady came by and started to massage each cow back to life. After she had saved the cows from certain death, he asked her name, so he could thank her for saving his livelihood........Thora Hird was the reply.

 

[Drago]

Rocky had a body transplant. It went badly wrong due to Accy getting a donor card, leaving Rocky wishing he'd given up while he was a head.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Drago actually lives under a volcano and his recent absence from CC was because he was plotting world domination.

 

[All uphill]

Andy is planning to run for German president in 2026. He is modelling himself on a certain orange former US president