Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy in Germany]

Andy is planning to run for German president in 2026. He is modelling himself on a certain orange former US president

That'll be interesting as the next vote for the President is in 2027.

 

[stephec]

Andy has Angela Merkel's private number, he's been too scared to ring it though after her text messages suggesting her plans for his bratwurst.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy has Angela Merkel's private number, he's been too scared to ring it though after her text messages suggesting her plans for his bratwurst.

Stephec also turned down an invitation to Andy's Presidential launch press conference at the Puppenmuseum (Poopen Museum).

 

[stephec]

MDB is more of a schnitzel man himself, he can never say no to a nice bit of pork.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is more of a schnitzel man himself, he can never say no to a nice bit of pork.

That is a dirty and slanderous... Truth!!

Must try harder (ooh err!)!

 

[Rocky]

Doug wants to know the difference between a hippo and a zippo.

Well Doug, let me answer that one for you........one is heavy and the other is a little lighter.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Rocky has been wanting to tell someone that joke since he saw it on a cracker in 1972.

 

[Rocky]

Andy bought his friend an elephant for her room. She said thanks.

He said "don't mention it".

 

[stephec]

Now I'm not saying that Rocky's a little on the chunky side, but when he agreed to be half of a pantomime elephant with his mate it wasn't a problem when his mate was ill on the opening night.

'No sweat,' announced Rocky, 'I can easily play both parts.'

 

[Speicher]

Stephec does not know the difference between an elephant and a post box.


Please do not ask him to post a letter.

 

[Rocky]

Wol likes doing cryptic crosswords. Today's 3 across was 'Postman carries very heavy load'. ....... before you ask how many letters - the answer is flippin' millions.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky likes word puzzles. For breakfast today he had scrabbled gegs.

 

[Rocky]

The inventor of crosswords moved in to Wol's neighbourhood. He lives five streets down and two houses across.

 

[Moon bunny]

Today, Rocky will be making all his posts using the language of a hippie, circa 1967.

 

[Rocky]

Far out, groovy, Mooners. That's fab.

I'm going to let my freak flag fly. Can you dig it?

Meanwhile, I'm expecting MB to turn on, tune in and drop out.