Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Mad Doug Biker and All Uphill are so busy running major corporations they have to acronymize each other's names to find time to post on this thread.

EB hs nthng bttr t d with his tm. Unlk bsy entrprnrs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU stl uses txt spk

 

[stephec]

MDB is down with the kids.

 

[All uphill]

Stephec remembers teletext fondly

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec remembers teletext fondly

AU still records the weeks top 10 on his wax cylinders.

 

[All uphill]

Doug makes candles out of his earwax

 

[Rocky]

Uppers was having a religious moment and wondered how the angels light their candles.

Simples.....with a match made in Heaven.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug makes candles out of his earwax

AU knows that I do and I sell them on Etsy.

Uppers was having a religious moment and wondered how the angels light their candles.

Simples.....with a match made in Heaven.

Rocky is going to hell for that abomination of a joke.

 

[All uphill]

Doug has worked for years repairing the highway to hell.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has worked for years repairing the highway to hell.

Being a lazy sod, AU hopes there will be an escalator

 

[Rocky]

Doug was on an escalator when it broke down.

He was stuck there for 3 hours.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug was on an escalator when it broke down.

He was stuck there for 3 hours.

When he sees people on these travelator things at airports, Rocky can't resist trying to race everyone by walking along normally as quickly as he can, beside them.


Ok, I may have done that more than once! 😆

 

[All uphill]

Doug is confused by the travelators in his local gym. Why are they only 2m long?

 

[Drago]

All Uphill lives down dale...Winton.

 

[All uphill]

Drago lives at the top of the highest mountain in the Home Counties.
It's all downhill for him.