Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Rog’s hugely obese parrot has just died.

He’s very sad but it’s also a huge weight off his shoulders.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has a chip on his shoulder. What a mess eater he is!

 

[Rocky]

The boy who lives next door to Wol has been caught eating electric cables again.

Apparently he’s been grounded him till he conducts himself properly

 

[Speicher]

Rocky went to a very posh boys' school. He was expelled when they found out he had Eton all the cakes.
And yes, he did make a Mess.

 

[All uphill]

When Speicher was in the Royal Navy she ate with all the other sailors. She was a mess eater.

 

[All uphill]

When Speicher was in the Royal Navy she ate with all the other sailors. She was a mess eater.

Wow. Too late.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher also went to a very posh school.

Well she had to, it was on her round as a postie.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Uppers was expelled from a posh school. It was a Harrowing experience for all

 

[Drago]

twenty six by twenty five fell on hard times and took a job at Eton as a pigs head.

 

[All uphill]

Drago went swimming with a school of dolphins, wanting to make friends; the boss dolphin told him he'd do better with the walruses.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers used to think it was expensive swimming with dolphins........mind you, he once went swimming with sharks and it cost him an arm and a leg.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky goes out sharking at the weekend but only ever comes back with whales and walruses.

 

[Speicher]

Roger has tortoise all some good jokes.

It must be his fin sharp wit, tsk tsk.

 

[Rocky]

Wol went into a library to ask for a book on tortoises.

The librarian asked, "Hardback?"
"Yes" said Wol "and leathery legs, a beaky mouth and a stumpy tail".

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky has a teenage mutant ninja turtle. It is an amazing acrobat but prefers to sulk in its tank watching TikTok videos.