Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rocky still remembers Wooly Mammoths and the Neanderthals.
He misses them, they were a great bunch of lads (and lasses).
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Rocky still remembers Wooly Mammoths and the Neanderthals.
He misses them, they were a great bunch of lads (and lasses).
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
MDB spent ages digging ditches in his front lawn. He dug them in the shape of the Treble Clef with crotchets, minims and semibreves (amongst other musical notes) added. He got all the levels correct then poured water into them. When asked by a passer by what it was all about he said proudly "It's Moats Art"
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Woolly mammoths and Neanderthals?
Doug has seen them this summer on Blackpool Sea front.
Doug has seen them this summer on Blackpool Sea front.
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
TBT knows I think that joke is a load of Bartoks.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Uppers went to a mammoth sale at his nearest clothes shop, but they did not have any woollies.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Doug's dogs are called Bach and Offenbach.
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher has a dog called Puccini
It's a tiny little beast, hence 'Pooch - ini'.
It's a tiny little beast, hence 'Pooch - ini'.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Doug's dog tragically self combusted.
He was just walking along and suddenly - WOOF!
He was just walking along and suddenly - WOOF!
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Au has a Dalmation that has a pathalogical compulsion to run along behind fire engines.
He's had to collect 'Pongo' from 3 fires, a car crash, a cat stuck up a tree and a fat smelly bloke who got his toe stuck in the bath tap this week alone.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Doug likes sticking his toes into bath taps.
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
At great expense Rogerzilla had a special bath made, with the plug at the opposite end to the taps. Now he can sit on the plug and stick his toes up the taps at the same time, ecstasy for Rog.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Moon bunny stayed in Russia, only to find that hotel bath plugs have always been stolen. So she used the "other" plug she always keeps in her suitcase. It doesn't fit the bath very well but it is easy to pull out.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Rocky has a very large butt
in his garden to collect the rain water.
in his garden to collect the rain water.
