Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Speicher misunderstood the expression "butt of sack" and wondered why on earth any man would want it as a gift or payment.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rz still sniggers at the place name 'Butt Of Lewis'

 

[Moon bunny]

Doug was very disappointed by his visit to Black Butts Lane, Walney.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MB lent her violin to Johann Sebastian but she never got it Bach

 

[mikeIow]

26x25 preferred to work with 2x4

 

[Rocky]

Mike Low was shocked to read in the papers today that a short person had been pickpocketed. He just thought to himself “how could someone stoop so low?”

 

[All uphill]

Rocky was having some new window coverings fitted in his mansion. He pinched the wallet of the person doing the work.

Stealing from a blind man!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Uppers - short arms, deep pockets.

 

[stephec]

26 has long legs, so long that he keeps doing flamingo impressions, Mrs 26 is always nagging him to stop them though so he put his foot down.

 

[Rocky]

Everytime Steph leaves home, he's followed by a bird with long legs.

He thinks he's being storked.

 

[rogerzilla]

Back in the sexist 1970s, Rocky was struggling in the office so asked the purchasing team to get him one of those "secretary birds".

Unfortunately it wouldn't answer the phone or do the filing; it just shat everywhere while looking for snakes.

 

[Rocky]

Rog says that his employer picked him for his motivational skills.

Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when he's around!

 

[stephec]

Work is a four letter word for Rocky, but you should hear some of the words he comes out with if he's asked to do any work.

Apparently his nickname at work is foreskin, as he always disappears when things get hard.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Work is a four letter word for Rocky, but you should hear some of the words he comes out with if he's asked to do any work.

Apparently his nickname at work is foreskin, as he always disappears when things get hard.

Stephec knows I am not now thinking about willies... Again. 😆

 

[Rocky]

It was Doug's birthday yesterday, and he received £550 from all the cards he opened.

He really loves working in a post office.